Naughty

Some do it in bedroom, some in car.
Some do it standing,
some sitting.
But most do it lying down....
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What you though.. Very bad mind..!
How people send SMS..!

Children in front seat cause accidents..!
Accidents in the back seat cause children.

Adult

Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover,
there are two silly points, two fine legs
and a deep gully with a little grass on pitch..!