Fun

Input Seed
Output Fruit,
Input Hardwork
Output Success,
Input ATM Card
Output Money,
Input My SMS
Output ur smile

Dear all,
Today Silk Smitha's 9th death anniversary...!
So Remove all our clothes and dance for two minutes.
Forward this sms to all silk fans, Jai Silku..!

TTR Fined ticketless girls:
Chudidar girls fined Rs 100.
Midi girl Rs 50.
Half Skirt girl Rs 25.
Next girl was fined Rs 0.
y..?
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She had ticket..!




Girl: How much do u love me..?
Boy: Like Shawjahan..!
Girl: Then when will u build my Tajmahal?
Boy: Already purchased land,
Now waiting for your death..!


Do you know which is the oldest animal in the world..?
Zebra - Bcoz it's still Black and White, not in color..!


Tiger gave wedding party to his friends.
Cat came to party & danced with a song
" Don't marry be happy.."
Tiger asked who r u?

Cat I was also Tiger before marriage..!

Husband came from church, 

lifted his wife up &

carried her around.

Wife: Did father tell u 2 be romantic..?

Husband: No! He told me to carry my own sarrows...