Sardar

3 Sardars were going on a motor cycle.
A Policeman shows hand to stop..
Sardar shouted:
Oye idiot.! Already 3 r sitting..Where will u sit..?

Once Sardar went to temple n saw people putting coins in box n praying loudly..!
Sardar: wow..! How amazing people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver..!

Sardar 1: I saw my wife going to movie with another person.
Sardar 2: Why didn't you follow them?
Sardar 1: Because I have already saw the movie.. :)

Sardar saw a very high Airtel tower & a red light glowing on top.
He exclaimed India is developing fast.
There are traffic signals for Aeroplanes.

Best comedy of year:
Sardar: May I come in sir?
Manager: Wait please!
Sardar: 85Kg sir.