Jokes

To live, 1 needs brains, looks, IQ & knowledge,
How do you manage to live with out all these..?

Teacher teaching english grammer, then asked to sardar,
say any 'compound' sentence.
Sardar told,
"stick no bills".

stars are seen together, yet they r so far apart..
Good friends may not speak everyday,
but remember they r always linked heart to heart..

whenever you feel lonely, unhappy, depressed, sad,
plz call me, I'll hold ur hand, take u for a walk over the bridge and
tell u exactly from where to jump

Plz don't neglect this msg, a poor girl suffering from mental disorder needs shock treatment.
Can u plz help the poor girl by sending ur photo..!!

Technical support Executive
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Long back, a person sacrified his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called saints..

But now they are called Tech Support Executives..!