Sunday, September 14, 2008

Nice Messages

All the right things are not possible always.

All the possible things r not right always.

Be true to both ur mind and heart, u will never go wrong

Remembrance is a better compliment than love.

I never expect Tons of Love but a milligram of rememberance from u..!

Last night thinking of u, 1 drop of tear came out of my eyes. I asked why r u out?

Tear said there is a sweet & beautiful friend in ur eyes, so no place 4 me..!

Argument between british and Indian..

BRITISH - we spoiled ur motherland for 200 years.

Indian - ha ha .. We're spoiling ur mother tongue daily..!

Far or near u r my beeer.

Dad or mum u r my Rum..

Loss or win u r my Jin.

Chilli or candy u r my Brandy.

Coke or Limca u r my Vodka.

Send this slogan to 10 drinkers as I did now.

You'll get a full in one week.

It is working..! This msg came frm Tasmac. If u ignore u only get a pickle..!

If u r married or have a lover

ignore this msg. other wise scroll down

Happy independence day..!

Successful people don't relax in chairs.

"They relax in their works" - Bill Gates.

Good morning future Bill Gates..


Dr. Chopra, physiotherapist wanted his name to be painted in front of his clinic.

Gave the work to a Sardar.

He wrot like this: Dr. Chopra Psycho the Rapist.


Friendship is like a bird
if u catch tightly it dies.
if u catch it loosely it flies.
If u catch affectionately it remains with u forever.

A seed while growing makes no sound.
A tree while falling makes a huge noice.
Distruction is noisy, creation is always quiet.
Be a creator.

Yesterday I went for an art exhibition. I shouted at art oh My god..!
What a beautiful picture.
Exhibitor said excuse me its a mirror.

A lady was wearing jeans in a train.
A man who saw that the zip was open,
said... madam your lips are laughing.
woman: yeah, they want a cigarette :)

Teacher: Which book has helped you most in your life?
Sardar: My father's cheque book.

Trisha has small,
Rambha has big,
Ramya Krishna has one small big and one big..
Aishwarya has both small.
What's that..? The letter R...!

I need one girl to marry.
Age no bar,
colour no bar,
height no bar,
caste no bar,
but girl's father must have his own "BAR".

Never get tired of doing little things for others.
Because some times,
those little things occupy the biggest part in their hearts.

Short but very deep coat.
Do you want happiness in life.?
Follow this " Never be beggars of love. Always be givers of Love".

One of the best coates,
if you have guts for a second you can die..
if you have guts every second you can live..!

Man: Why we have so man temples if God is everywhere.?
Saint: Air is everywhere we need a fan to feel it.

Time Table of Good boy:
Monday watch girl.
Tuseday love
Wednesday Marriage.
Thursday: Honey moon.
Friday : Divorse
Saturday: Take rest.
Sunday: Search next.

Defeat is not when you fall down.
It is when you refuse to get up..

Quote for life to be followed till last breath:
unless you speak from the heart,
u can't touch anyones' heart..!

If u r depressed, if u r confused or if u r hurt, don't worry.
Go in front of the mirror. you will find the best person who will solve ur probelm.
trust yourself..!

According to British magazine the following are true regarding ur month of Birth:
Jan - Peace maker
Feb - Sacrificing nature
March - Playful
April - powerful
May - Lucky
June - lovable
July - Knowledgeable
Aug - Great
September - Surpassing
October - innovative
November - Understanding
December - Brilliant.

A very true quote: Only a person whom you love most can give u extreme happiness and extreme pain....

When a small dot can stop a big sentence.
But few more dots can give a continuety... Thats life...
In every dead end there is a way to go Go (....)

Between yesterdays mistakes and tomorrow's hope
there is a fantastic opportunity called today...
Live it love it.. The day is yours.

Love is a wonderful gift.
That no one can buy..!
It is made up of love.
That roots in your hearts to make fruits of memory..
Not just for a while but for life....

Beautiful saying if u wait to be happy,
u will wait forever.
But if u start to be happy, you will be happy forever..!
Keep smiling.. :)

Don't hate any one ur life..
Because some one makes you happy..
Some one gives u experience..
Some one teaches u how to face troubles..!

Hold
10
Roses
In
Your
Hand
and
Stand
opposite
to
the
mirror.
You
will
see
11
Roses.
The
seventh
beautiful
Rose
is
your
smile.....






Two Humans

Can two humans live with single breath yes..

When a child is inside its mother and when a friend

like u is inside my heart.

My heart

My heart has a condition"..

in that no one has

Permission

only u have admission

without donation..

Just maintain our lovely relation

Calls and Missed calls

Missed calls reach 

"THE MOBILE..!"

Recieved calls 

"reach the ears..!"

But..! My little SMS reaches your beautiful eyes & heart..!"

Technical overdose..!

Height of Technical overdose..!

A computer software engineer falling

from the roof of a builiding and 

shouting

F1 F1 F1

instead of 

help help..!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Friendly

Miss me or Hate me,

Both are in my favour.

If you miss me, I'm always in your heart.

If you hate me, I'll be always be in your mind. 

Though my sms are few

yet my heart is true.

I get many frineds new

but not as sweet as u..!

I never remember u..

Keep msging me and win exiting offers.

1st Prize: Lots of affection,

2nd Prize: Life time care,

3rd Prize: Free saty in my heart,

offer valid till I die...!

Every failure is having some positive feedback,

Also, for example, type the word "rejected" in Dictionary mode,

see what you get..:)

Life is like movie if u r sad drama if u r afraid suspense

If u r angry- action when u look at the mirror - comedy 

now u r smiling thats horror.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Moments

Sweet Collage Memories:
One side loves...
Silent mode mobiles
Last bench comedies
Interval Kadalai
escape from Seminars
last period Galatas
Birthday treats
last minute preparation
overnight study for next day exam
Friend family functions...
Internal marks problem

Those days will never come again..!

Which is the worst movement in your life?

When u r giving lip to lip kiss ur girl friend,
and suddenly she vomits in ur mouth.
Just imagine and enjoy...!