Girls

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud,
after sometime you realize getting dirty but the pig is actually enjoying..!

What is the difference between problem, talent and super talent?
2 boys love 1 girl=Problem..!
1 boy loves 2 girls= Talent..!
If both are sisters then that is super talent..!


Girls are very selfish,
when I was a small boy every girl kissed me and I allowed them,
But now I want to kiss them but they r not allowing..!

HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL?
Complement her, Respect her, Honor her,
love her, comfort her, protect her, spend some money for her,
buy things for her, comfort her, listen to her,
care for her, stand for her, support her,
go to to the end of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY..?
Just smile once (Game over..!)

New budget - Government has passed a new rule.
beautyful girls and handsome boys have to pay personality tax...!!!
Don't smile I know you are safe ..!!!
Oh my god I have to pay in crores..!

The poisonous word from your loved ones is "who are you...?"
The sweetest word from your hated ones is "How are you..?"
Life is very simple, take it easy good evening..!

Two persons who are always happy in this world
one is mad and another is child.
Be a mad to achieve what you desire & be a child to spread smile on face..!

Real fact:
If you are happy you will remember the person whom you love.
If you are sad you will remember the person who loves you..!

Finally it has happend in India.!!!
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bear is now cheaper than petrol.
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Now drink don't drive.


The most touching lines written by a man to his best friend
ever you miss me, never you cry for a drop of tear in your eyes
is a day less in my life..!

True people never go out from our life easily..!
But when it happens they will come back at right time without expectation..!

A quality engineer married an average girl...
after two years of tough life with her
finally engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stated
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"
The smart father-in-law replies:
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE."


Life is a XXX
Yesterday is eXperience.
Today is eXperiment.
Tomorrow is eXpectation.
So use your eXperience in your eXperiment to achieve your eXpectation.

Saying good night daily is not just a formality..!
It's the art of saying that I remember you till my last minute of the day..!

(G)eetha
(O)mana
(O)ormila
(D)ivya
(M)anju
(O)orvasi
(R)oja
(N)eela
(I)ndu
(N)amitha
(G)opika

Have a figureful day..!

Only open heart receives live..!
Only open mind receives feelings..!
Only open hands receive touch.
Only sweet ones receive my SMS..!

Small & Powerful Quote:
Like all..!
Trust few...!
Fallow none..!
But learn from every one..!
Keep smiling..!

My favourite three are:
1. Pepsi
2. Pizza
3. You

Pepsi to drink...,
Pizza to eat....,
and "YOU" to
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Pay the bill..!


World survivals done to see how many girls wanted to marry Me...


5% said yes
2% said no
93% said stop joking - we are not that much lucky..!


As day turns to night..!
pack your worries out of sight..!
No matter how hard the world may seem
you still deserve the sweetest dream.......!

A loving advice :
Learn the habit of compromise
because its better to bend a little..
than to break a loving relationship..!

True but funny fact..!
A girl worries about her future till she gets a husband..!
But a boy never worries about his future until he gets a girl..!

An old man's tea shirt Quote read:
"I'm not 60. I am 16 with 44 years of experience..!"
That's the attitude..
Think different..!

We may easily forget the people
with whom we laughed & enjoyed..!
But we can't forget those people with whom we cried and shared our feelings..!

If the first button of a shirt is wrongly put,
all other buttons are surely crooked..!
Always be careful on your first step,
rest will be correct..!

Sacrifice is greater than love..!
Humanity is greater than wealth..!
But nothing is greater than your friendship..!

Friendship is not valued by the no. of days of meeting..!
Its valued by the no. of seconds that heart beats with desire to meet..!

Lady and Lion were kissing each other inside a cage in circus..!
Ring master asked "Can any one do it..?"
Sardar: I can, but first take the stupid lion out..!

Joke: Never kiss a lawyer.
She will say " I object this..!"
Never kiss a doctor,
she will ask "Who is next..!"
Always kiss a teacher,
she will say "Do it 10 times..!"

Teacher - Write a sentence ending with hand..!
Boy penis in your hand..!
Teacher: slapped and asked " What is this..?"
Boy : Oh..! I forgot to put space between pen and is..!

The single finger which wipes out tears during our failure
is much better than the ten fingers which comes together
to clap for our victory..!

Nice to read and follow..
If you miss a girl, don't fill your eyes with tears.
It may hide yet another beautiful figure standing in front of you.