Nice Messages

All the right things are not possible always.

All the possible things r not right always.

Be true to both ur mind and heart, u will never go wrong

Remembrance is a better compliment than love.

I never expect Tons of Love but a milligram of rememberance from u..!

Last night thinking of u, 1 drop of tear came out of my eyes. I asked why r u out?

Tear said there is a sweet & beautiful friend in ur eyes, so no place 4 me..!

Argument between british and Indian..

BRITISH - we spoiled ur motherland for 200 years.

Indian - ha ha .. We're spoiling ur mother tongue daily..!

Far or near u r my beeer.

Dad or mum u r my Rum..

Loss or win u r my Jin.

Chilli or candy u r my Brandy.

Coke or Limca u r my Vodka.

Send this slogan to 10 drinkers as I did now.

You'll get a full in one week.

It is working..! This msg came frm Tasmac. If u ignore u only get a pickle..!

If u r married or have a lover

ignore this msg. other wise scroll down

Happy independence day..!

Successful people don't relax in chairs.

"They relax in their works" - Bill Gates.

Good morning future Bill Gates..

Dr. Chopra, physiotherapist wanted his name to be painted in front of his clinic.

Gave the work to a Sardar.

He wrot like this: Dr. Chopra Psycho the Rapist.

Friendship is like a bird
if u catch tightly it dies.
if u catch it loosely it flies.
If u catch affectionately it remains with u forever.

A seed while growing makes no sound.
A tree while falling makes a huge noice.
Distruction is noisy, creation is always quiet.
Be a creator.

Yesterday I went for an art exhibition. I shouted at art oh My god..!
What a beautiful picture.
Exhibitor said excuse me its a mirror.

A lady was wearing jeans in a train.
A man who saw that the zip was open,
said... madam your lips are laughing.
woman: yeah, they want a cigarette :)

Teacher: Which book has helped you most in your life?
Sardar: My father's cheque book.

Trisha has small,
Rambha has big,
Ramya Krishna has one small big and one big..
Aishwarya has both small.
What's that..? The letter R...!

I need one girl to marry.
Age no bar,
colour no bar,
height no bar,
caste no bar,
but girl's father must have his own "BAR".

Never get tired of doing little things for others.
Because some times,
those little things occupy the biggest part in their hearts.

Short but very deep coat.
Do you want happiness in life.?
Follow this " Never be beggars of love. Always be givers of Love".

One of the best coates,
if you have guts for a second you can die..
if you have guts every second you can live..!

Man: Why we have so man temples if God is everywhere.?
Saint: Air is everywhere we need a fan to feel it.

Time Table of Good boy:
Monday watch girl.
Tuseday love
Wednesday Marriage.
Thursday: Honey moon.
Friday : Divorse
Saturday: Take rest.
Sunday: Search next.

Defeat is not when you fall down.
It is when you refuse to get up..

Quote for life to be followed till last breath:
unless you speak from the heart,
u can't touch anyones' heart..!

If u r depressed, if u r confused or if u r hurt, don't worry.
Go in front of the mirror. you will find the best person who will solve ur probelm.
trust yourself..!

According to British magazine the following are true regarding ur month of Birth:
Jan - Peace maker
Feb - Sacrificing nature
March - Playful
April - powerful
May - Lucky
June - lovable
July - Knowledgeable
Aug - Great
September - Surpassing
October - innovative
November - Understanding
December - Brilliant.

A very true quote: Only a person whom you love most can give u extreme happiness and extreme pain....

When a small dot can stop a big sentence.
But few more dots can give a continuety... Thats life...
In every dead end there is a way to go Go (....)

Between yesterdays mistakes and tomorrow's hope
there is a fantastic opportunity called today...
Live it love it.. The day is yours.

Love is a wonderful gift.
That no one can buy..!
It is made up of love.
That roots in your hearts to make fruits of memory..
Not just for a while but for life....

Beautiful saying if u wait to be happy,
u will wait forever.
But if u start to be happy, you will be happy forever..!
Keep smiling.. :)

Don't hate any one ur life..
Because some one makes you happy..
Some one gives u experience..
Some one teaches u how to face troubles..!

Hold
10
Roses
In
Your
Hand
and
Stand
opposite
to
the
mirror.
You
will
see
11
Roses.
The
seventh
beautiful
Rose
is
your
smile.....

Two Humans

Can two humans live with single breath yes..

When a child is inside its mother and when a friend

like u is inside my heart.

My heart

My heart has a condition"..

in that no one has

Permission

only u have admission

without donation..

Just maintain our lovely relation

Calls and Missed calls

Missed calls reach 

"THE MOBILE..!"

Recieved calls 

"reach the ears..!"

But..! My little SMS reaches your beautiful eyes & heart..!"

Technical overdose..!

Height of Technical overdose..!

A computer software engineer falling

from the roof of a builiding and 

shouting

F1 F1 F1

instead of 

help help..!

Friendly

Miss me or Hate me,

Both are in my favour.

If you miss me, I'm always in your heart.

If you hate me, I'll be always be in your mind. 

Though my sms are few

yet my heart is true.

I get many frineds new

but not as sweet as u..!

I never remember u..

Keep msging me and win exiting offers.

1st Prize: Lots of affection,

2nd Prize: Life time care,

3rd Prize: Free saty in my heart,

offer valid till I die...!

Every failure is having some positive feedback,

Also, for example, type the word "rejected" in Dictionary mode,

see what you get..:)

Life is like movie if u r sad drama if u r afraid suspense

If u r angry- action when u look at the mirror - comedy 

now u r smiling thats horror.

Moments

Sweet Collage Memories:
One side loves...
Silent mode mobiles
Last bench comedies
Interval Kadalai
escape from Seminars
last period Galatas
Birthday treats
last minute preparation
overnight study for next day exam
Friend family functions...
Internal marks problem

Those days will never come again..!

Which is the worst movement in your life?

When u r giving lip to lip kiss ur girl friend,
and suddenly she vomits in ur mouth.
Just imagine and enjoy...!

Students

Identification of students:
Books in a bag- Kerala Students.
Books in hands - Delhi Students.
A note book rolled in the back pocket of the Jeans - Mumbai Students.
Without Notebook with laptop mobile in hand - Banglore stundet.
Nothing in hand, everything in mind - The great Tamil nadu students.. ha ha ha ha..!

Sardar

3 Sardars were going on a motor cycle.
A Policeman shows hand to stop..
Sardar shouted:
Oye idiot.! Already 3 r sitting..Where will u sit..?

Once Sardar went to temple n saw people putting coins in box n praying loudly..!
Sardar: wow..! How amazing people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver..!

Sardar 1: I saw my wife going to movie with another person.
Sardar 2: Why didn't you follow them?
Sardar 1: Because I have already saw the movie.. :)

Sardar saw a very high Airtel tower & a red light glowing on top.
He exclaimed India is developing fast.
There are traffic signals for Aeroplanes.

Best comedy of year:
Sardar: May I come in sir?
Manager: Wait please!
Sardar: 85Kg sir.

Naughty

Some do it in bedroom, some in car.
Some do it standing,
some sitting.
But most do it lying down....
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What you though.. Very bad mind..!
How people send SMS..!

Children in front seat cause accidents..!
Accidents in the back seat cause children.

Adult

Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover,
there are two silly points, two fine legs
and a deep gully with a little grass on pitch..!

Beauty

Beauty is not judged by your clothes or your appearance.
It is judged by your feeling
of your heart..!

Criketers Joke

In Fond memories of IPL -
1. Ganguly and Dravid to start RPL -
retired players league..:)
2. Sachin says his groin injury
won't impact acting ads..!
3. Bhaji attempts suicide for not
awarding him the fair play award...:)
4. Dravid using anti-aging cream
so that he will be playing the next ipl too..!
5. Charu Sharmahired as the bottle
openers of royal challengers..:)
7. Preeti Zinta awarded "DLF IPL Maximum Hugs Award..!

Life

Small thought but a lot of meaning..!
"Life is to express yourself and not to impress others..!

A sad thing about life is when u meet
some one and fall in love,
only to find out
in the end that it was never meant to be and that u have
wasted yrs on some 1 who wasn't worth it.
If she/he isn't worth it now he/she's not going 2b worth it a yr r
10 yrs from now... Let go its up to u....

History remembers only kings not the soldiers.
So always prefer to be a king.

Dream

Let the most beautiful dream
come tonight.
Let the seetest person come in ur dreams.
But don't make it a habit
bcoz I can't come daily..!

Fun

Input Seed
Output Fruit,
Input Hardwork
Output Success,
Input ATM Card
Output Money,
Input My SMS
Output ur smile

Dear all,
Today Silk Smitha's 9th death anniversary...!
So Remove all our clothes and dance for two minutes.
Forward this sms to all silk fans, Jai Silku..!

TTR Fined ticketless girls:
Chudidar girls fined Rs 100.
Midi girl Rs 50.
Half Skirt girl Rs 25.
Next girl was fined Rs 0.
y..?
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She had ticket..!




Girl: How much do u love me..?
Boy: Like Shawjahan..!
Girl: Then when will u build my Tajmahal?
Boy: Already purchased land,
Now waiting for your death..!


Do you know which is the oldest animal in the world..?
Zebra - Bcoz it's still Black and White, not in color..!


Tiger gave wedding party to his friends.
Cat came to party & danced with a song
" Don't marry be happy.."
Tiger asked who r u?

Cat I was also Tiger before marriage..!

Husband came from church, 

lifted his wife up &

carried her around.

Wife: Did father tell u 2 be romantic..?

Husband: No! He told me to carry my own sarrows...

Friendship

One fine day, all of us will get busy with our lives,
long working hours, no more classes, lecturers, friends,
and sms won't have time for ourselves,
at such a day you will look outside your window and see the good old memory memories flash you by and you'll get a smile with a tear in your eyes and you'll turn back to your work thinking I wish I could go back. This msg is to all my friends who helped to create such memories..
Friendship never ends..!

only true friends stand with you during bad times of your life..!
I promise that I will attend your wedding..!

A famous Sardar's declaration to media:
I will never marry in my life & I will give the same advice to my children also..!

Never think that you are not like others,
make others think that they are not like you..!
That's real attitude.!( "Y")

7 days make a week,
7 continents make the world
and the 7 beautiful letters make us friends..!

Friendship is not an exam to pass or fail.
Is not a competition to win or lose.
Its a feeling in which u care for some one more than ur self.

Thousand things are between us:
low battery, busy network, no coverage, no time, heavy work,
no balance, but still.....
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I have a habit of remembering u.

When a person expects care from u,
it doesn't mean that there is no one to care.
It means the care from u is very special than that from any one else.

we love ourselves
even after doing many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others for their small mistakes.
Just think of it.. Life is small forgiveness is Good.

Success is waiting for you, difficulties are blocking the path.
Take the weapon of confidence and reach ur success everyday...!

Give thousand chances to your enemy to become ur friend.
But don't give one chance for your friend to become ur enemy.

Caring for some one is easy.
But to make some one care for you is difficult.
So never lose the one who really cares for you..

Boy - I had gone to ur house.
I don't think we can marry.
Girl - Why?
Did u meet my father?
Boy - I met your sister.

A.B.C.D.E.F.G. Full form
A Boy Can Do Every thing For a Girl.
Reverse
G.F.E.D.C.B.A
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again.


Golden words:
There are rules of success,
Never tell everything you know.
Never tell you know everything..!

Strong positive attitude creates more miracles
than any thing because life is 10% how u make it and 90% how u take it..

Life never turns the way we want.
But we live it to the best way we can.
There is no perfect life but we can fill it with perfect movements.

A beautiful girl asks a female dog:
How is it possible for u to deliver so many puppies with so many colours?
Dog says" u walk on road naked then u will know..!"

Police constable to his son..
Why did u get so low marks in your exams?
Son: keep this fifty rupees and leave this matter..

I cried when I had no shoes.
Suddenly I stopped my crying when I saw a man without legs.
Life is full of blessings, some times we don't understand it.

We never think of hurting,
those who are very close to us,
but it happens that we end up hurting them the most.
Because, Its always true that the closeness hurts.

Things will gradually change in life from class room to office.
Books to files, Jeans to formal, pocket money to salary.
Friend to colleague shabby, hair style to neatly combed once,
style bikes to luxury cars. But u and me let it be same for ever as good friends.

clock

12
9 |_ 3

6

Time will always change.
friendship will never change.

A child laughs 400 times a day.
But on an average a man laughs only 15 times a day...!
Be a child by mind. Forget ur worries and be happy forever.


Mind blowing quote:
If u want some thing.
Wish u never had.
Do something which u have never done.

Silly thing about affection.
When u get little u want more,
When u get more u desire even more.
But when u lose it u realize little was enough.
That's life.

If u want success never watch the watch.
- Thomas Alwa Edison.


Secret of happy life for boys:
Get a girl who cooks well,
get a girl who loves u,
get a girl who looks good,
Make sure all these 3 girls don't meet each other..

If someone points out ur mistake
be happy that at least, some one is interested in what u have done.
Take things differently..!

Girl friend is like chicken biryani,
always tasty..
Lover is like pizza,
very hot and spicy..
Wife is like sambar rice,
no other option, but good for health :)

Teacher: If a = b, b = c then a =c.
Can u tell one more example of this type?
Student: I love my teacher, teacher loves her daughter.
So I love teacher's daughter.

funny definitions:

Collage: A place where dad pays.. Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps u poor all ur life that u can die rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give u sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a girl loses her bachelor degree and a guy gets his masters.
Lucky: are those who have friends.
Luckier: are those who have a friend like me.
But Luckiest: r those who have a friend like u.
That means I'm luckier than u.

Son: I want to tell u something.
Father: Its not good to talk when u r eating. (After Eating)
Father: Now Tell me.
Son: There was a cockroach in ur food.
Father: ...?

Distances don't matter when the memories are sweet.
And special people are not forgotten when they remain in heart beats.

Hard work is like a cup of milk.
lucky just like a spoon of sugar.
God always gives sugar to those who have a cup of milk.

Thought: The tree doesn't with draw its shade from the wood cutter.
So forgive the ones who hurt u.
They will realize ur worth one day. :)

Rap a rainbow of joy in ur heart.
Let the sun paint a smile on ur face.
remove all clouds of doubt and fear and receive God's gift of life.

Don't love BSNL girls. She will have connections all over India.
Don't love Airtel Girls. She will do magic on u.
Don't love Aircel girs. She is an easy deal.
Don't love Reliance girl. She will come for just 500 Rs.
Love only Vodafone girl she only follows u, wherever u go.

The future belongs to those who see possibilities before they become obvious.

One day love asked friendship

why are you in the world 

when I'm here..?

Friendship smiled & said 

"To spread smiles where you leave

tears"

Friendship

7 days makie a week, 7 continents make the world and the 7 beatiful letters make us friends..!

Chocolates and Love

Dairy Milk..
Darling always I remember you..!
Meet immediately for a long kiss..
KITKAT... Kiss in time...Kiss at time...
PERK....Perfect emotional romantic Kiss..
MUNCH...Meet urgently now for a charming hug..!

Smile

A honest smile smiled from a smiling heart crossing miles has just reached your inbox wishing you a day full of smiles..!


Silence & Smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems and
Silence is the way to avoid many problems. So
have a silent smile always...!

Success

Success is waiting for you. Difficulties are blocking the path.
Take the weapon of confidence, and Reach your success everyday..!

Ask a successful person,
how to finish a work.?
But ask the experienced person how to start work..!


So many people can be responsible
for your success.
But only "YOU" are responsible
for your failure..!
- Mark Benson,

Future

The future belongs to those who see possibilities beofre they become obvious.

Girls

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud,
after sometime you realize getting dirty but the pig is actually enjoying..!

What is the difference between problem, talent and super talent?
2 boys love 1 girl=Problem..!
1 boy loves 2 girls= Talent..!
If both are sisters then that is super talent..!


Girls are very selfish,
when I was a small boy every girl kissed me and I allowed them,
But now I want to kiss them but they r not allowing..!

HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL?
Complement her, Respect her, Honor her,
love her, comfort her, protect her, spend some money for her,
buy things for her, comfort her, listen to her,
care for her, stand for her, support her,
go to to the end of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY..?
Just smile once (Game over..!)

New budget - Government has passed a new rule.
beautyful girls and handsome boys have to pay personality tax...!!!
Don't smile I know you are safe ..!!!
Oh my god I have to pay in crores..!

The poisonous word from your loved ones is "who are you...?"
The sweetest word from your hated ones is "How are you..?"
Life is very simple, take it easy good evening..!

Two persons who are always happy in this world
one is mad and another is child.
Be a mad to achieve what you desire & be a child to spread smile on face..!

Real fact:
If you are happy you will remember the person whom you love.
If you are sad you will remember the person who loves you..!

Finally it has happend in India.!!!
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bear is now cheaper than petrol.
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Now drink don't drive.


The most touching lines written by a man to his best friend
ever you miss me, never you cry for a drop of tear in your eyes
is a day less in my life..!

True people never go out from our life easily..!
But when it happens they will come back at right time without expectation..!

A quality engineer married an average girl...
after two years of tough life with her
finally engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stated
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS"
The smart father-in-law replies:
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE."


Life is a XXX
Yesterday is eXperience.
Today is eXperiment.
Tomorrow is eXpectation.
So use your eXperience in your eXperiment to achieve your eXpectation.

Saying good night daily is not just a formality..!
It's the art of saying that I remember you till my last minute of the day..!

(G)eetha
(O)mana
(O)ormila
(D)ivya
(M)anju
(O)orvasi
(R)oja
(N)eela
(I)ndu
(N)amitha
(G)opika

Have a figureful day..!

Only open heart receives live..!
Only open mind receives feelings..!
Only open hands receive touch.
Only sweet ones receive my SMS..!

Small & Powerful Quote:
Like all..!
Trust few...!
Fallow none..!
But learn from every one..!
Keep smiling..!

My favourite three are:
1. Pepsi
2. Pizza
3. You

Pepsi to drink...,
Pizza to eat....,
and "YOU" to
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Pay the bill..!


World survivals done to see how many girls wanted to marry Me...


5% said yes
2% said no
93% said stop joking - we are not that much lucky..!


As day turns to night..!
pack your worries out of sight..!
No matter how hard the world may seem
you still deserve the sweetest dream.......!

A loving advice :
Learn the habit of compromise
because its better to bend a little..
than to break a loving relationship..!

True but funny fact..!
A girl worries about her future till she gets a husband..!
But a boy never worries about his future until he gets a girl..!

An old man's tea shirt Quote read:
"I'm not 60. I am 16 with 44 years of experience..!"
That's the attitude..
Think different..!

We may easily forget the people
with whom we laughed & enjoyed..!
But we can't forget those people with whom we cried and shared our feelings..!

If the first button of a shirt is wrongly put,
all other buttons are surely crooked..!
Always be careful on your first step,
rest will be correct..!

Sacrifice is greater than love..!
Humanity is greater than wealth..!
But nothing is greater than your friendship..!

Friendship is not valued by the no. of days of meeting..!
Its valued by the no. of seconds that heart beats with desire to meet..!

Lady and Lion were kissing each other inside a cage in circus..!
Ring master asked "Can any one do it..?"
Sardar: I can, but first take the stupid lion out..!

Joke: Never kiss a lawyer.
She will say " I object this..!"
Never kiss a doctor,
she will ask "Who is next..!"
Always kiss a teacher,
she will say "Do it 10 times..!"

Teacher - Write a sentence ending with hand..!
Boy penis in your hand..!
Teacher: slapped and asked " What is this..?"
Boy : Oh..! I forgot to put space between pen and is..!

The single finger which wipes out tears during our failure
is much better than the ten fingers which comes together
to clap for our victory..!

Nice to read and follow..
If you miss a girl, don't fill your eyes with tears.
It may hide yet another beautiful figure standing in front of you.

Jokes

To live, 1 needs brains, looks, IQ & knowledge,
How do you manage to live with out all these..?

Teacher teaching english grammer, then asked to sardar,
say any 'compound' sentence.
Sardar told,
"stick no bills".

stars are seen together, yet they r so far apart..
Good friends may not speak everyday,
but remember they r always linked heart to heart..

whenever you feel lonely, unhappy, depressed, sad,
plz call me, I'll hold ur hand, take u for a walk over the bridge and
tell u exactly from where to jump

Plz don't neglect this msg, a poor girl suffering from mental disorder needs shock treatment.
Can u plz help the poor girl by sending ur photo..!!

Technical support Executive
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Long back, a person sacrified his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called saints..

But now they are called Tech Support Executives..!

SMS Messages - Love

1. Never be the beggars of Love,
Always be the Lenders of Love..!

2. Incredible Love Test:

Just Type Love SPACE ur Name, ur partner's name
and send it to
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Your father's No. He'll tell your future..!


3. All stars are blinking
except
one
cute
star.
B'coz
that
cute
star
is
busy
in
reading
my
sms.
That is my friend..!

The most touching lines written by a man to his lovable person.
"Ever u miss me, never u cry. For a drop of tear in ur eyes,
is a day less in my life...!









Easy to get some 1
who will love u,
easy to get some 1
who will like u,
But rate 2 get some 1
who will understand u..!


Lovely thought from a broken heart:
"She laughs at my dreams.
But I dream only for her laugh..!