Moments

Sweet Collage Memories:
One side loves...
Silent mode mobiles
Last bench comedies
Interval Kadalai
escape from Seminars
last period Galatas
Birthday treats
last minute preparation
overnight study for next day exam
Friend family functions...
Internal marks problem

Those days will never come again..!

Which is the worst movement in your life?

When u r giving lip to lip kiss ur girl friend,
and suddenly she vomits in ur mouth.
Just imagine and enjoy...!

Students

Identification of students:
Books in a bag- Kerala Students.
Books in hands - Delhi Students.
A note book rolled in the back pocket of the Jeans - Mumbai Students.
Without Notebook with laptop mobile in hand - Banglore stundet.
Nothing in hand, everything in mind - The great Tamil nadu students.. ha ha ha ha..!

Sardar

3 Sardars were going on a motor cycle.
A Policeman shows hand to stop..
Sardar shouted:
Oye idiot.! Already 3 r sitting..Where will u sit..?

Once Sardar went to temple n saw people putting coins in box n praying loudly..!
Sardar: wow..! How amazing people are talking to god through coin phone without receiver..!

Sardar 1: I saw my wife going to movie with another person.
Sardar 2: Why didn't you follow them?
Sardar 1: Because I have already saw the movie.. :)

Sardar saw a very high Airtel tower & a red light glowing on top.
He exclaimed India is developing fast.
There are traffic signals for Aeroplanes.

Best comedy of year:
Sardar: May I come in sir?
Manager: Wait please!
Sardar: 85Kg sir.

Naughty

Some do it in bedroom, some in car.
Some do it standing,
some sitting.
But most do it lying down....
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What you though.. Very bad mind..!
How people send SMS..!

Children in front seat cause accidents..!
Accidents in the back seat cause children.

Adult

Cricketer describing a nude girl:
There is no cover, there is no extra cover,
there are two silly points, two fine legs
and a deep gully with a little grass on pitch..!

Beauty

Beauty is not judged by your clothes or your appearance.
It is judged by your feeling
of your heart..!

Criketers Joke

In Fond memories of IPL -
1. Ganguly and Dravid to start RPL -
retired players league..:)
2. Sachin says his groin injury
won't impact acting ads..!
3. Bhaji attempts suicide for not
awarding him the fair play award...:)
4. Dravid using anti-aging cream
so that he will be playing the next ipl too..!
5. Charu Sharmahired as the bottle
openers of royal challengers..:)
7. Preeti Zinta awarded "DLF IPL Maximum Hugs Award..!

Life

Small thought but a lot of meaning..!
"Life is to express yourself and not to impress others..!

A sad thing about life is when u meet
some one and fall in love,
only to find out
in the end that it was never meant to be and that u have
wasted yrs on some 1 who wasn't worth it.
If she/he isn't worth it now he/she's not going 2b worth it a yr r
10 yrs from now... Let go its up to u....

History remembers only kings not the soldiers.
So always prefer to be a king.